Idiots who stare at the McDonald’s menu wondering what to get.
I know McDonalds is bad for me, but I’m thin and beautiful right now, so why should I worry?
I go to McDonalds on the way to class Monday and Tuesday. I’m boring, I get the same thing every time, #9 (10 chicken nuggets, medium coke, and fries). Every once in awhile I go in there and there’s some dumbass staring at the menu like it’s written in Aramaic or Latin or (take your pick of dead languages).
If you stare at it long enough, you slack jawed redneck moron, IT MIGHT CHANGE! REALLY! IT MIGHT! You might notice something on this McD’s menu that’s NOT on the 10,000 other McD’s you’ve been too in your worthless life.